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It's simple: just as with those character question memes that go around occasionally, ask any of the characters in No Small Injury a question by commenting on this thread, and I shall have them answer you in their own words. What's Rebecca's favourite pizza topping? Who was Al's first shag? How does Katzenklavier sleep at night? Ask away.

BTW, feel free to bend the rules and ask characters not appearing in the story a question. Does Emperor Ling ever miss the great outdoors? How much is Garfiel going to throttle Ed when he sees him next? etc. The Q and A is of course Wrong Turn 'verse, hence Olivia would be telling you her favourite dessert from beyond the grave, rather than from the Wall of Briggs.

Also, because I'm self-indulgent like that, I had a think one day as to what the theme tune of No Small Injury would be. I decided it would be:
Scott Walker, "Get Behind Me"

enemytosleep, my lovely beta/editor/vice-president of Wrong Turn 'verse, also chose a theme. Hers is significantly more badass:
All That Remains, "It Dwells in Me"

Current Mood: chipper

Title:No Small Injury, Chapter Nine: Interesting Times
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series, yet plotted out way last year. Hence is now AU on significant plot points.
Characters: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.
Warnings: R for sweary mouths
Word count: 8113
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me).

enemytosleep has betaed both fic and illos wonderfully. I seriously couldn't have done it without her. A round of applause for her, please!
More notes: This is the final chapter! A sequel is in the works. In the meantime, those curious about what really went on in Riza's stay in Miles' apartment can find out here.
Super bonus omake fun: DIY omake! Ask the characters any question in this thread, and, channelled by me, they will answer it.

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?
Chapter Three: Too Much Information
Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs
Chapter Five: The Buddy System
Chapter Six: Spare the Excuses
Chapter Seven: Go Time
Chapter Eight: Some Things Never Change

( Chapter Nine: Interesting Times )

Current Mood: jubilant

Title: Domestication
Characters: Riza/Miles, Hayate, Roy, a little Havoc/Rebecca
Setting: mangaverse, post-series, slight AU (see notes)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 6666
Summary: She'd been to war! She'd slept in a tent! She'd used co-ed, outdoor latrines in the desert! There was absolutely no reason temporarily sharing quarters with him should be a problem.
Notes:: originally written for

fmagiftexchange Round 2, for the prompt Miles/Riza (and if they factor into the story at all, Roy/Ed), the battle is over, and Miles and Riza start to hit it off. Thanks to

enemytosleep for bunnying, kickass dog nerding and a sterling beta job; and to the prompter for his/her patience in waiting for this fic, which was rather delayed by RL stuffs.
More notes: Wrong Turn 'verse. This is a side fic to No Small Injury and takes place during that story. However, it was written so that you don't have to have read that story to enjoy this. If you haven't read No Small Injury, all you need to know is that in this post-manga 'verse (which was plotted out around Chapter 99) Olivia Armstrong lost her life duelling Wrath hardcore on the Promised Day. Amestris is currently Fuhrer-less, and Team Mustang are struggling with the old guard to gain control of the military and avert a civil war. The old guard, now headed up by Hakuro, are mixed up in some very dark business involving taboo alchemy. Team Mustang investigate and find themselves targetted by hired assassins.

( This wouldn't do. Absolutely not. )

Current Mood: hot

Title:No Small Injury, Chapter Eight: Some Things Never Change
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series, yet plotted out way last year, so potential spoilers only up to around Ch 100. Hence: contains NO 108 spoilers, and potentially AU.
Characters: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.
Warnings: R for sweary mouths and a bit of violence. WRITTEN BEFORE 108, DOES NOT CONTAIN 108 SPOILERS
Word count: 9768
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me).

enemytosleep betaed both fic and illos wonderfully. The kinetics of the Ed illo and the monster design particularly benefited from her advice this issue.
More notes: this fic is now nine chapters long. The final chapter is finished and about to go to beta, and will be going up asap with super bonus omake fun. A sequel is in the works.
A NOTE ON SPOILERS: Just to be on the safe side, if your comment contains 108 spoilers, could you post it behind spoiler text like so, only replacing [] with <>: [font color="ffffff"] spoilerness goes here [/font]

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?
Chapter Three: Too Much Information
Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs
Chapter Five: The Buddy System
Chapter Six: Spare the Excuses
Chapter Seven: Go Time

( Previously in No Small Injury... )

( Chapter Eight: Some Things Never Change )

Current Mood: sleepy

Title:No Small Injury, Chapter Seven: Go Time
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to current manga chapters. Getting jossed as we speak, likely to be AU by manga's end.
Characters: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.
Warnings: R for sweary mouths and a bit of violence.
Word count: 7610
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). As ever, thanks for rocking beta-age of both fic and illos to

enemytosleep. Thanks also to

cornerofmadness for info on big guns.

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?
Chapter Three: Too Much Information
Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs
Chapter Five: The Buddy System
Chapter Six: Spare the Excuses

( Previously in No Small Injury ... )

( Chapter Seven: Go Time )

Current Mood: productive

( Part two of Chapter Six )

Current Mood: determined
Current Location: casa bob_fish
Current Music: noisy laptop is noisy

Title:No Small Injury, Chapter Six: Spare the Excuses
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to Chapter 100. Highly likely to be jossed and end up AU.
Characters/pairings: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.

Warnings: R for sweary mouths and a bit of violence.
Word count: 11168
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). As ever, thanks for superb beta-age of both fic and illos to

enemytosleep. This time she betaed in the midst of major house renovations, so please be giving her double the applause. Extra thanks this issue to papa enemytosleep for vintage car advice, and to

cornerofmadness and papa cornerofmadness for gun and ballistics information.

Extra bonus fun!

enemytosleep wrote me a Wrong Turn 'verse fic for

fmagiftexchange. It rocks, and

enemytosleep writes the most spot-on, hilarious Rebecca ever. See Rebecca and Havoc attempt to set Riza up on a blind date in "Friday Night, Date Night" over on enemy's lj.

ETA: extra extra potential bonus fun! I'm offering fic and art - not just FMA! - at the Haiti charity auction. Please do bid if you feel moved to do so. I'll do all kinds of pairings and genres not covered in this fic, so if you fancy a little Royai or Ling/Ran Fan, or - shock! gen, you know what, I'll totally oblige.

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?
Chapter Three: Too Much Information
Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs
Chapter Five: The Buddy System

( Chapter Six: Spare the Excuses )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Location: casa bob_fish
Current Music: flight of the conchords

No Small Injury, Chapter Five: The Buddy System
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to Chapter 100. Will totally get jossed and end up AU, but it hasn't happened yet.
Characters/pairings: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.

Warnings: R for sweary mouths, and a bit of violence, gore and horror this chapter.
Word count: 10003
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). As ever, thanks for superb beta-age of both fic and illos to

enemytosleep.

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?
Chapter Three: Too Much Information
Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs

( Chapter Five: the Buddy System )

Current Mood: geeky
Current Location: covered in ink
Current Music: The Salteens, "Damn You"

No Small Injury, Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to Chapter 100. Practically guaranteed to be jossed.
Characters/pairings: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.

Warnings: R for sweary mouths, and some violence and blood and guts too. Sadly smut-free.
Word count: 9910 words this chapter.
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot. Meanwhile, Alphonse is on the verge of a discovery, Mustang could really use some sleep, and Rebecca and Havoc totally aren't getting any work done. Perhaps more worryingly still, the Fullmetal Alchemist is bored, heartbroken and at a loose end.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). Many thanks are owed to star beta of fic and illos

enemytosleep. Sorry about the bit of a wait this time, guys - this chapter kicked my ass at first.

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?
Chapter Three: Too Much Information

( Chapter Four: Sleeping Dogs )

Current Mood: devious
Current Location: uncomfortable sofa is uncomfortable
Current Music: Ballet Mecanique

Hoorah,

enemytosleep made me an omake!

( Look! )

Current Mood: hoorah

No Small Injury, Chapter Three: Too Much Information
Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to Chapter 99. Practically guaranteed to be jossed.
Characters/pairings: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.

Warnings: R for sweary mouths. Sadly smut-free.
Word count: 9560 words this chapter.
Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot. Meanwhile, Alphonse is on the verge of a discovery, Mustang could really use some sleep, and Rebecca and Havoc totally aren't getting any work done. Perhaps more worryingly still, the Fullmetal Alchemist is bored, heartbroken and at a loose end.
Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). Lots of thanks as ever to my fabulous beta

enemytosleep. Sequel to my previous fics Wrong Turn and Fight On, Second Lieutenant! - but you don't have to read those to read this!

Look! Omake by

enemytosleep! Huzzah!

Previous chapters:
Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart
Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?

( Chapter Three: Too Much Information )

Current Mood: eek
Current Music: Michael Nyman, History of the Insipid

No Small Injury, Chapter Two: What Would Maes Hughes Do?

Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to Chapter 98. Practically guaranteed to be jossed.
Characters/pairings: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.

Warnings: R for sweary mouths. Sadly smut-free.
Word count: 8845 words this chapter.

Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. As Mustang's faction struggles for power with Hakuro's, the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now someone may have fired that shot. Meanwhile, Alphonse is on the verge of a discovery, Mustang could really use some sleep, and Rebecca and Havoc totally aren't getting any work done. Perhaps more worryingly still, the Fullmetal Alchemist is bored, heartbroken and at a loose end.

Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). Many thanks once more to my fabulous beta

enemytosleep . Sequel to my previous fics Wrong Turn and Fight On, Second Lieutenant! - but you don't have to read those to read this!

Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart

( It said a lot about the difficulties of the Flowers case that, as Roy ploughed through a stack of documents on the murder, he was actually becoming tempted to attack his in-tray instead. )

Current Mood: genki
Current Location: covered in ink
Current Music: Muse, Uprising - woo hoo!

My small but perfectly formed flist may have heard me go on about a multi-part sequel to Wrong Turn. This is it! There will be mystery, action, suspense, cliffhangers, chapter illustrations, hopefully a few lulz and of course, buckets of sexual tension. This is also a sequel to Fight On, Second Lieutenant!, because Havoc and Rebecca won't leave my brain alone. Not necessary to read either before you read this fic, but if you're curious about how Havoc ended up back in the army and fraternising with Rebecca, do look up the latter.

No Small Injury, Chapter One: the Way to a Man's Heart

Setting: Fullmetal Alchemist, mangaverse, post-series so potential spoilers right up to Chapter 98. Practically guaranteed to be jossed.
Characters/pairings: Roy/Ed (UST and subtext, I'm afraid), Havoc/Rebecca Catalina, Al, Hawkeye, ensemble.

Warnings: R for blood and guts, and for sweary mouths. Sadly smut-free.
Word count: 5987 words this chapter.

Summary: two years on from the Promised Day. Amestris is an unstable and changeable place. Mustang's faction is locked in a fierce, nominally legal power struggle with Hakuro's, and the Amestrian Army is one gunshot away from a civil war. Now it looks like someone may have fired that shot. Meanwhile, Alphonse is on the verge of a discovery, Mustang could really use some sleep, and Rebecca and Havoc totally aren't getting any work done. Perhaps more worryingly still, the Fullmetal Alchemist is bored, heartbroken and at a loose end.

Notes: Illustrated fic is illustrated (by me). Many, many thanks to my ace beta [Bad username or unknown identity: enemytosleep.�]If you're currently trying to remember who Rebecca is, we first meet her in Ch. 83 of the manga, here.

( Oh dear Lord, this was absolutely criminal. )