DIY Omake: the No Small Injury Character Q and A! And the official No Small Injury theme tunes

[bob_fish]

It's simple: just as with those character question memes that go around occasionally, ask any of the characters in No Small Injury a question by commenting on this thread, and I shall have them answer you in their own words. What's Rebecca's favourite pizza topping? Who was Al's first shag? How does Katzenklavier sleep at night? Ask away.

BTW, feel free to bend the rules and ask characters not appearing in the story a question. Does Emperor Ling ever miss the great outdoors? How much is Garfiel going to throttle Ed when he sees him next? etc. The Q and A is of course Wrong Turn 'verse, hence Olivia would be telling you her favourite dessert from beyond the grave, rather than from the Wall of Briggs.

Also, because I'm self-indulgent like that, I had a think one day as to what the theme tune of No Small Injury would be. I decided it would be:
Scott Walker, "Get Behind Me"

enemytosleep, my lovely beta/editor/vice-president of Wrong Turn 'verse, also chose a theme. Hers is significantly more badass:
All That Remains, "It Dwells in Me"

Comments

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

@apple: Well, hopefully with someone more interested in doing Falman than I suspect you are?

This was surprisingly easy to write. I know dudes like this - there's one in every university department ...

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA, yes, with someone who isn't a total dyke. The poor guy deserves that much, at least.

My roomie is dating a guy who's Falman-esque, it's kinda cute.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

And also, if you were ever tempted to stray from the path of righteousness, it might not be Falman? I would totally go there for Ling. But not Falman.

I had a flatmate who was very much Falman-esque. It was cute at first ...

[enemytosleep]

Not Lavi?

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

I started watching that last night! Haven't met Lavi yet, though.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Ah, you will. He's great.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

I never said not Lavi. XD

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

I'd go there for Ed. Back when I thought I was into men, I was always into short men. (Though I probably wouldn't tell Ed that, if I were hoping to get him in the sack.) Ling is totally stray-worthy, but not quite to my personal taste.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Ed is definitely worth it. I also have this theory that little bishies and cute butch girls occupy some of the same space. Like you know the thing where gay guys cruise a hot butch girl in a club thinking she's a boy, and then are all, huh. And less cheerfully, this odd news story (http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/07/07/pop-quiz). Obviously this illusion dissolves once you get their trousers off. XD

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think you're right about the little bishies/cute butches crossover. I actually had a melancholy moment of failed cruising at a buffet in my hometown the summer after I graduated from college. I saw what I thought was a hot butch girl in a men's undershirt with really nice shoulders, and then when she turned around she was just a teenage boy in a men's undershirt with nice shoulders. At which point I realized that going to a women's college had significantly skewed my gender performance expectations for the world at large.

That story is bizarre! Though at first glance I would not have thought that woman was a young boy. I can see how she could give that impression though.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

It is a strange little story. I didn't think she was a boy from the picture either. I did think she was cute until I read the story and found out she was a tad scary.

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Every time I see that icon I have the urge to stick my head up her top. There's a little arrow and everything.

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

I think she'd certainly look happier if there were a head up her top.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Well, don't those two thoughts just dovetail nicely. XD

[a-big-apple.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. (How do you spell a dirty old man cackle?)

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Like that.